BBQ / Drinking Session

Woke up really late at abt 3pm on sat..since I had a late nite the previous day..n den I suddenly realized I haven bought the stuff I’m responsible for ..for the bbq at clarence’s place..n I jumped out of bed..hahaha..fortunately..he came to pick me up..hee hee hee..save time n transport..haha..n we went to buy for the remaining items..

At abt 6plus..the rest of the gang (june, dave, jerry, charmaine, Xuehui, agnes, agnes’s bf) arrived at his place..muz say his place is slightly ulu as well..in sembawang..n I was tempted to drive there..but was aware we would be drinking lots..so..decided not to..

As usual..i will be helping to start the fire..at any bbq…I dunno y…even though I’m a lousy fire starter..haha..n lousy cook..(unless u like black charred chicken wings)..haha..but I hav to say..shuwei was not much better either..e chicken wings dat he bbq was so charred that he used it as paper weight for aluminum foils instead..hahaha…too bad we din really take pics of the food..evidence destroyed..

After food we started opening bottles..n xue hui brought a bottle of Ice Wine with her..which cost $300+..yum!..love ice wine..dats the best thing she has done in her life!..bring me ice wine..haha..after the ice wine..we started the drinkin games..zhong ji mi ma and other games..which I dunno the names..when we started the games..we were really jus waitin for either xue hui or Clarence to get drunk…hahahha..cos when they do..they’re a walkin disaster.. hahaha..n we would be the first ones there to film it!!..haha..for enquiries on previous Clarence videos..pls contact me on my mobile phone..haha..xuehui..just go youtube..

...Where Clarence broke his wine opener...

On route to drunk land..

During the games..we made a discovery and realized that actually Bailey actually goes terrific with pokka green tea! Yeah it sounds weird but really ..go try it!!we were all surprised..it was meant to be a forfeit..but we all ended up drinkin it cos its so nice..haha..either that.or we were already drunk..haha..

Shuwei den started to create the ultimate forfeit..throwin all sorts of stuffs into a cup..ever seen the aftermath of bailey with vodka with all kinds of mixers with marshmallows to top it off?..refer to pics below..

eeeeeew..

As the drinkin continued..dave and xue hui unknowingly entered the contest on who’s redder..n both of them looked like talking bacons or hotdogs..haha..Xuehui started to look tipsy..n thus we passed her a plastic bag in case she puked..n she went "oh..plastic bag~" and then capped the red plastic bag on her head..lol...send all of us into laughter mode..

e games became more fun as time went on..and the security had to come and remind us of the time and to keep the vol down..we were discussin to throw xue hui into the pool though..but not sure y it din happen..haha..

in the end Shuwei n I had to take off somewhere at 11..cos sentill n gang (ryan, rio and wei yuan) was gonna come to my place to catch the Man U game and also for a drinkin session..or rather..another drinkin session for me..in the same day..WHYYY???..y does everyone look for me when it comes to drinkin?..i’m such an innocent boi..hahaha..

when Man U scored their first goal..sentill shouted like there was no tomorrow..n I swear he woke up my entire neighbourhood!..n my parents too..which really shocked all of us..*Jaws Wide*..e Indian is drunk already..hahaha..

Man U beat watford 4-1 that nite..n yes!..Man U is marching on to the premier league title..in fact..they just beat sheff utd to collect another 3 points!..chelsea is doom!..

After the match..they started challenging winning eleven (all guys activity)..and who ever lets in a goal will have to drink..and sentill…got slaughtered left right center..letting in goals from everywhere..n he jus kept drinking..n drinking..drinking..till he started to not make sense (self-proclaim best player somemore..100% lose record to us..)..ryan on the other hand..was busy..mm..checkin out other ‘stuff’..which he is renown for..lol..

We decided to go for supper..or rather breakfast..at 5plus 6..n we asked sentill if he wanted to go..n he replied..

Sentill: “I cant drive!..”

Me: “we’re not askin you to..”

Sentill “I cant drive!!”

Me: “We’re only asking you to go eat with us”

Sentill “I CANT DRIVE!!!”

All of us: “WE ARE NOT ASKING YOU TO!!”

And the next 5 mins..the moment we talk to him..he replies.. “I cant drive!”..hai..yes..we got the message loud and clear and in as many ways as possible..

We went to potong pasir for supper..where they’re opened 24hrs..n sentill wanted to rest in the car instead..n somehow..he managed to set off the car’s alarm..sigh..how did he manage to do dat?..i’ve nv heard the alarm b4..n he jus had to show it to me..haha..n when I got there..he did not even know wat happened..hai..u know wat they say abt alcohol and Indians..hahahha..our turn to be racist..forever callin us mungent..n he set off the alarm more than once!..

After supper breakfast..we went back and played cards..while sentill was knocked out..and ryan was always there to suggest the meanest and most embarrassing forfeits ever..n somehow..he alway ends up the one doin it..lol..talk abt karma..i’m still considerin whether to upload his videos not..haha..afterall he did warn me not to..haha..he even suggested lickin slippers as forfeit..but we failed to agree..goodness..y r Taiwanese guys so bian tai..lol..

Rio had to do one of the forfeits dat ryan suggested..which was to run out to the road outside my place (by then 8 am)..lift up his shirt and sing the national anthem..n while Rio was doin it..a taxi turned in n the cabby opened his eyes wide..was stunned n almost crashed his taxi..lol..n we were all laughin at Rio and the cabby..he couldn’t believe he was so ‘suay’ to hav passer-bys..hahaha..

Ryan was not much better as well..he had to run topless around sentill’s car…n anyone who sees it would have been unpleasantly surprised to see him showcasing his.. … …bones..hahaha..

but realli..dat was alot of alcohol..for one nite..and i am so goin to keep up my gym regime now..

P.S> Glad to know my fat content had not gone up after skipping gym for so long!..haha..